Hook and line, but no sinker-EVE

Saying that BattleClinic is a “comprehensive” resource for EVE players is an understatement of Guinness Book proportions. Downloaded and printed the eighty-eight page New Player Guide PDF. Teeth have only sunken into the Ultra-Quick Start for New Players bulletpoints on page four. Have a ways to go.
Butthat bulletpoint guide is rife with wish-I-would’ve-known-that-at-your-age-young’un material. One pilot, Llanthas Freedark, contributed (because BattleClinic is a wikipedia of sorts, though don’t believe it’s quite so Wild West in nature) “Your first priority in game should be to get all six basic Learning skills. Get them all to at least level three before you do anything else.”